Monday, May 08, 2006

which is better!!??


some days back i was talking to one of my colleagues.... after some time -
he said - so Tareq what does your girl friend do?
me: i dont have a girl friend.
- oh dont be shy!
me: [puzzled and embarrassed] no really. y should i be afraid to admit if i have one!!
- i dont believe this.
me: [more puzzled] and y not?
- i dont knw, but its so obvious frm ur face that u have a girl friend.
he had the y_this_boy_is_lying look in his face....:S

some days later.... i was talking to one of my school friend.... she is very old friend.
so i said - hey is there any friend of urs who is interested in doing an affair!!!
she: with who?
me: duh!... y not me?
- hihihihihihihihih....[almost rolling on the floor]
me: [confused again] whats the problem??
- u having an affair is somewhat impossible... hihihihihi
me: y?? am i that bad!!
- just count the number of affair i had and compare to ur zero.... that will make u understand.
me: [ pausing for some time] so what do u think who is worse!!!....;)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaahhahaha...cant stop laughing......
kudos to the relative thoughts of people. this shows the queerness of the Homo Sapiens. :P

Dipu Nobody said...

ami purboborti comment er kisui bujhlam na :S

jai hok .. sabash tareq sabash ...

aragorn said...

shabash mane!!!... bhai amare bacha... :P

anika u r laughin...:S... ami asi bhejale...somebody help...:P

Anonymous said...

tor chehara to rakbar valo kore dekhte hoi..hhehehehee...salar ai jonnei tor affair hoina..have_a_gf look nia ghure beras rasta ghate..;)

aragorn said...

hay hay!!!. abedin... u got that point right. what to do man!!!

Anonymous said...

this is apropos to dipu's comment...
tareq got two kinds of reaction...on the same issue..tai ami bollam je eta ek dhoroner relativity...tai na?? eta queer o!!

Mohamed said...

Hey Tareq....! eh, eh, u know, eh!

I like u, u know! U can be my boyfriend, eh? whadaya say? eh? we'll make a nice couple, eh?

heeeheeehee.....jk

u don't a gf. u need a wife! that's what u shud be looking for...and while ur at it, find one 4 me as well!

alright?

aragorn said...

hohohohohohoh.... thanx mohamed... but the problem is - u see i have an elder bro, who hasnt finished his student life. he will finish, then start lookin for a job, get a job, get into the position to get married, find a bride, then bam im eligible to marry!!...

now do u think i should look for a wife!! .... :P

Odbhut Ae Meyeti said...

Vaiya amar akta unofficial company ache...matchmaker_nsu...apni jodi bolen to apnar jonno meye dekha start korte pari....he he he

aragorn said...

samara, please.... do that...:D

Manzur's Lonely Planet said...
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Odbhut Ae Meyeti said...

Okiz..apnar requirements ki? Kemon meye chan?

Lomba kemon hobe? Gayer rong kemon hobe? Porashona kotodur korbe? Baire chakri korte parbe? Ranna banna kemon janbe...etc etc list baniye amake diyen...I'll start searching... :P

I'm serious...

Unknown said...

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Just read the full post along with the comments. Tareq, give her the list of your requiremnets. After the customized NSU GF is delivered (btw, is it a home delivery or self pick-up?) bring her to drink tea in beauty's tea stall.

faisal said...

ami ki likhbo tai bujhte parchina....i better analyze all the comments...
1. Tareq have a gf look!!!!????
2. Theory of relativity.....????
3. Abedin got a nice point...shabash abedin toke diyei hobe
4. Dipur shathe ami ekmot (bout the comment)!
5. NSU theke tareq er GF ashche(it's comin).....WOWWWWWWWW
6. Tareq er chehara te ki gay bhab ache naki??
7. Protik's question is very logical....whthr tht will b a home delivery or Self pick-up!!!!

aragorn said...

samara... lomba motamoti, gayer rong motatmoti, poralekha motamoti, chakri na korlei bhalo, ranna oshadharon hote hobe....:P... so u r seriously jokin...;)

protik... sure she will come to beauty's teastall... and amit... tui mor...

Odbhut Ae Meyeti said...

bah erokom customer-e to chai...shob-e motamoti..:P...ok I will let you know after search matches...

aragorn said...

samara, its a trick. u can never define motamoti...muhahahahaha....:P

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the most common nick i got from my friends is angry-kid or anger management(needed). i normally see the glass half empty. the ideas i believe in are mostly laughed at by people. as much irritated, saddist pessimistic as a human being can be....X-(