Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Husband store

A store, that sells husbands, has just opened in New York City. Where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions hanged at the entrance that how the store operates.
1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
2. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
3. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself...
-On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
-The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
-The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
-She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
-Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
-She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

NB: anika - an online friend of mine forwarded me this email. i thought sharin it. no offense. :D

Some links i wanted to share -
-40 things that happen only in movies
- some times when i feel bored i go to this site and start readin from this good collection. some are very expensive if u want to buy from a book store. u can check it out. Read print - collection of classic books
Learn the basics of drawing
and a spicy real life story...:P

9 comments:

Russell said...

LOL... amar hashte hashte pet betha hoye gelo! :p

Unknown said...

tore ar keu bia korbena :P

Tobe ekta khut ache..meyera to goppobaaj hoy shunechi ettogulo women visit koreche top floor othocho keu kauke golpo koren kemne shombhob? :|
Mone hoy nijer bokamir kotha bolte chayna :D

aragorn said...

russell thanx for visiting..

shafi tor comment er pore toreo keu biye korben na... heh heh... im plannin to stand on the exit of the buildin... women gettin no kind of good husband might eventually accept a bad one...;).. tui o ay...:P

Dipu Nobody said...

oi ami o thakte chai exit door e ! ami eto kharap na to ! :p

and shafi meyera goppobaz thik ase .. tara je goppo marre nai ta tore ke bolse ? goppo thik e marse .. but keu kaure bishah kore nai .. he he he :P

[ amar montobbo sudhui nirmol anonder jonno kauke intensionally aghat kor noi :D ]

Anonymous said...

eita to puran pechal notun moroke :P ... apnara shob exit e dariye ki proman korte chan? "guys are desperate?" ;)

aragorn said...

we r kinda desparate... standin in the exit also means im being modest... and how? ppl who r not good enough to be in any floor will be in the exit...and certainly i dont point me so badly... heh heh... but desparate?? :-? ummmm... hummmmm.... thinkin....:P

Anonymous said...

hey thx for putting this up. this was hilarious. so thought of sharing it with u all...how hv u been...

কিংবদন্তি said...

ageo shunechi.. funny....=))

aragorn said...

hey anika... :D

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the most common nick i got from my friends is angry-kid or anger management(needed). i normally see the glass half empty. the ideas i believe in are mostly laughed at by people. as much irritated, saddist pessimistic as a human being can be....X-(