Wednesday, April 12, 2006

escaped convict

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

:D:D LOLzzz..

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhh my gawwdd!! its hilarious. i guess this is the way husband and wife should support each other!! take a lesson guys!

aragorn said...

trying... but dont have the wifey...:P

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Unknown said...

Hmm. Is that a hint Tareq? Should we all put our matchmaking skills on test? We could call it "The Great Hunt for Tareq's Wife" :) :p

aragorn said...

please........:D

Dipu Nobody said...

sundor deikha bou ken .. he he he !

Dipu Nobody said...

oi oi amar jonno o khujish bou .. :(

aragorn said...

dipu line e dara...:P

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